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Post by melmac on May 18, 2006 15:32:22 GMT -5
For me, I'd be blushing up a storm. I'd react a lot like Wojciehowitz did when he read "Fear of Flying" on Barney Miller. I've read a few of those stories (the 'ships and Lauren's missing scene) to know how to write them, but I really haven't had the reason to...yet. Besides, that particular missing scene is when Ralph's been drugged, so it'll be different than if I did a true romance scene. But, if I do write the AU story, I could do a proper romantic scene as in that case Pam and Derek would be married in the alternate universe.
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Post by HoudiniDerek on May 18, 2006 16:11:08 GMT -5
You still couldn't bring yourself to be THAT sensuous...and you know it.
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Post by melmac on May 18, 2006 17:11:04 GMT -5
True, but I do have a cross (both of us) challenge. You know I've been writing the Dreams of a cooncussed mind series. Well, my challenge is to see if you can write a short one with Pam in the central role. You can include me as a bad guy or whatnot if you want. Conversely, my challenge is that I write a short AU story (Ralph is the suit wearer) where Pam is with Derek (and yes, include a slightly more detailed bedroom scene) and him with Alicia. I have away to make this work and it not be too silly. I can write this one after I write the one with Bill. Up to you if you're up for it.
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Post by HoudiniDerek on May 18, 2006 17:17:00 GMT -5
I am up to it, but it will have to wait for a while. I am currently working on several non-internet projects, but I will let you know. Piece of cake, by the way.
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Post by melmac on May 18, 2006 17:41:06 GMT -5
That's fine, as I need to finish my triology first as well, so when you're ready, I'll be ready as well. I do have one other part to the challenge, if my namesake's the bad guy, you can't kill her like you did Mac in the game thread. Worst you can do is like I normally do.
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Post by HoudiniDerek on May 18, 2006 21:29:21 GMT -5
Oh I see how you are...vain about a "namesake." I don't like that rule.
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Post by melmac on May 18, 2006 21:45:51 GMT -5
Well... OK a little (BTW it's pot/kettle with that you know), but considering that my first namesake was violently sick and near death (I only drugged her, you made it more serious ) through the majority of the first game thread and the second one she was shot twice in the heart and once in the head, I see it more of a challenge for you to not write it as such.
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Post by missdavidson on May 18, 2006 21:50:19 GMT -5
That. . .is just wrong. *shakes head and walks away*
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Post by melmac on May 18, 2006 22:40:52 GMT -5
That. . .is just wrong. *shakes head and walks away* Sorry, missdavidson, I'm not trying to gross you out or anything. That's what's happened to my namesakes in the threads. HD's namesake's have fared better (well... at least alive in the second one. ). As far as my challenge based on his comments ... well, the closest I've come to getting that right is in the missing scene I did to "The 'Ole Scenario Switcharoo," where Ralph has a dream after being drugged by his kidnappers.
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Post by HoudiniDerek on May 19, 2006 9:28:59 GMT -5
Fine...You write a porn...and I will write a literal MelMac story where no one gets hurt, there are confusing sections, and Pam is the victor. Deal?
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Post by melmac on May 19, 2006 15:23:47 GMT -5
I'm not that literal... Besides, the one story I probably was the most confused was the aptly named "The Dizzy Helping Hand." Besides, getting whumped (hurt) is different than being killed. I meant don't kill the character, didn't say injure.
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Post by HoudiniDerek on May 19, 2006 15:54:24 GMT -5
So not up for the pornographic challenge?
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Post by melmac on May 19, 2006 16:31:14 GMT -5
Not an X-rated one, HD, as I can't post it anywhere, but I can do one. So, you not up for my end of the challenge?
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Post by HoudiniDerek on May 19, 2006 18:06:40 GMT -5
That is easy as I said. Pam as the victor...simple enough. Not killing anyone is easy too...just not as fun.
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Post by melmac on May 19, 2006 18:19:55 GMT -5
That is easy as I said. Pam as the victor...simple enough. Not killing anyone is easy too...just not as fun. I said my namesake, not everyone. ( ) OK, if you insist, you can split my username and have one die. Might have an evil twin route or something...
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